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Erwin -You remember the great directors strike of 77?

Presenter - not entirely

Erwin - Tullulah Borgstein with the (mimes an impressive chest)?

Presenter -Nope.

Erwin- The incident with Sacramento fire department?

Presenter- Sorry.

Erwin -The Mayor?

Presenter -This could go on forever. I think it's safe to say we don't know very much about you. Why don't you start for the very beginning. Perhaps our first clip would help. This is from your debut film I understand.

Erwin - Really? You found that?

Presenter - Yes Kevin found it on Ebay

Erwin - That auction site. Listen never mind how much it was after the bidding. [beat] How much was it?

Presenter - 99 cents but

Erwin - Like I said never mind. It was hard enough to that movie financed: don't forget we didn't have the Sundance Festival in those days. Where was Robert Redford when we were donating sperm and receiving electric shocks in Bulgaria? I just really wanted get what I'd imagined on paper to the silver screen.

Presenter - and the title

Erwin - Samurai Acropolis. It was actually our Greek caterer who came up with that.

Presenter - okay, Kevin.......