The end?
Normally mild mannered kevin is stripped to the waist. His tie is round his forehead and there are stripes of camouflage paint under his eyes. He'd look like Arnie in Commando if he didn't have the physique of Mr muscle. Like the commando audience our audience will be awed by the action unravelling before them. Who will die and how? (possibly why - but that's not the point) Kevin is a man on the edge. Whatever has occurred over the last hour and a half has made Kevin the unwitting star of his own Z-movie - and it's about to come to an end. An end that might possibly involve the beautifully crafted silent killing machine of a ninja sword he's holding to our hosts neck. After a pause he swirls the sword in a flourish that Erwin might describe as 'that ninja shit'
Kevin: (whispering menacingly as all bad actors do at some point in these things) Sianara Motherfuker.
Erwin: (to the host) You see my boy. This! This is action cinema!
Black out.
Normally mild mannered kevin is stripped to the waist. His tie is round his forehead and there are stripes of camouflage paint under his eyes. He'd look like Arnie in Commando if he didn't have the physique of Mr muscle. Like the commando audience our audience will be awed by the action unravelling before them. Who will die and how? (possibly why - but that's not the point) Kevin is a man on the edge. Whatever has occurred over the last hour and a half has made Kevin the unwitting star of his own Z-movie - and it's about to come to an end. An end that might possibly involve the beautifully crafted silent killing machine of a ninja sword he's holding to our hosts neck. After a pause he swirls the sword in a flourish that Erwin might describe as 'that ninja shit'
Kevin: (whispering menacingly as all bad actors do at some point in these things) Sianara Motherfuker.
Erwin: (to the host) You see my boy. This! This is action cinema!
Black out.
posted by Mike at 6:57 AM
1 Comments:
I quite like it. Depends how we arrive at it. Would like Kevin to excuse himself and come back dressed as a ninja at some point. What I've also got in my head (doesn't mean its the best solution) is the last line would be:
"I'm going to throw this open to our audience. Any questions?"
At which point we either fade to black. OR OUR Erwin has to stay in character and 1 or 2 questions!
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