E - Yes I write most of my own scripts - writers are ok on the emotional stuff
but I have to re-write it to get it just right, you know? Some of the stuff I write is pretty full on.

H - well we have a surprise for you Erwin - we've taken some of your dialogue and Cordelia from the dramatic society is going to have a crack at one of your most famous scenes.

[Stage lighting illuminates an actor speaking one of Erwins monologues in a cut scene]

[Her hands are behind his back, his is speaking intensely, from the heart to an unseen person]

Film actor - How could you hang me out to dry Dmitri? We were once inseparable, we depended on each other and when Bonnie left you it was me who helped you pick up the pieces. In my life I've never seen anybody so wiped out. You were devasted and for me to bring you back it was like [cut up] I don't know, rescuing a child from a burning caravan, and now we're here and I'm telling you right now........
.....GIVE ME THE MICROFILM COCKSUCKER!!!!!!

Long Pause

P - Erwin, that's...

E- Awful. Total dreck. I'm embrassed to be sitting her. (beat) She didn't do a roundhouse kick for fuck's sake. Corde-li-wahtever the fuck your name is - call yourself an actress!! That's why I handpick who I work with. You have to be special to work with my dialogue