New scene one. (we might have to to lose the gay dancers sorry)

Kevin enters from the back of the auditorium. Cordelia, Ricardo and Bollo enter behind - ladened with boxes and AV kit.

Kevin - right. we have him for about two hours. Cordelia you'll start by doing the scene, Reg what are you wearing? I said ninja! Ninja Reg. Does that look like a ninja.

Reg - it's my tai kwondo kit Kevin...

Kevin - we might need to tie something round your head - oh and I'll call you bollo - for the rest of the night. And remember no talking. Ricardo - ricardo? Remind me why your here?

Ricardo - I wanna be a star kevin!

Kevin - great. So remember folks - this is our chance. This man has flown over from the big H and he's got a track record of backing any idiot who wants to make a film.

Cordelia - you'll be fine then Kevin.

Kevin - exactly. I mean. You know what I mean. So everything is in place.

Cordelia- what about bernarrd?

Kevin - what about him?

Cordelia - you haven't told him have you?

Kevin - errm..

Bernard enters in a rage.