ACT TWO

Bernard's tie is loose and he is slouching rather than sitting. Erwin and Daisy sit with him - Cordelia, Kevin and Ricardo are sitting uncomfortably behind the AV controls. Bollo stands to the side of the stage - arms folded - he's either meditating or planning who he will kill next.

After the lights comeup...there's an uncomfortable pause till Kevin takes charge.

Kevin - Ahem - Bernard

Bernard - What oh yes right - we should - you know - fuck - yes - welcome back EVERYONE (pointedly looking at the crowded corner disaprovingly) Where were we.Yes before the break we covered sex (nods at daisy) and violence (nods at bollo)

Erwin. Yes.

Bernard - So I think we're done. Thank you evetybody.

Everybody - No..

Kevin - you can't finish the night now bernard. We'd planned, I mean we haven't covered everything. Cordelia. Do that thing.

Cordelia - now?

Kevin - you going to love it.

Cordelia - but..ok

She goes through the charlies angel routine again.

Erwin - I'm a big fan of yours as you know. And wouldlike to show you how you've inspired me personally and professionally. Perhaps you'll let me show you exactly how (beat) by stripping and cleaning an M16 in under four minutes.