Erwin- The truth is I've had some bad luck lately.
Well to be honest guys it's more like my shitty judgement has come back to bite me on the ass. Like for example, I had a deal lined up for an amazing Frank Stallone jungle pic but I kinda upset Frank, and he walked.
Kevin- What can you possibly say to make Frank Stallone turn down work?
Erwin- Well, aha, ah it's gonna sound ridicoulous now, but the guy went all "Cape Fear" on me at the time. So, we were doing the barbecue thing, some producers were there, martinis yada yada yada, and so we're getting blasted and talking about how none of us look the way we did when we were 22, you know, and I just turned to Frank and said: while you mention it, your brother, Sly is looking a bit strange these days, y'er know, like a tomato with a wig on!
beat
He didn't take too kindly, and there was some actual violence. You'd think a family that produced Stop or my Mom will shoot could take a joke. It's all in the past now, oi
Bernard- But come on Erwin, surely you have other projects ready, and finance in place?
Erwin- This is what I'm trying to tell you! I've upset too many action heroes! My financiers got busted for tax evasion! Just when my credibility was at rock bottom I was hitting the bottle and ideas came in to my head and I gave in to one of them-
Bernarde- Not Scientology, Erwin, no
E- Noooo, you schmuck, this is far worse!
K-You with friends and fans here you can tell us.
E - the final nail in the coffin was the Chuck Norris picture. but I don't want to talk about it.
Kevin - I respect that. What happened.
E - It's just too painful. Too embarassing. I shouldn't have listened. I was compromised. I'm not sure it ever got released.
Cordelia from the back - might it be this tape? Chuck Norris movie. Kevin?
Erwin - oh my god.
Cordelia - Chuck Norris Movie. The best clip ever. Exclamation mark Exclamation mark. Exclamation mark. In your handwriting Kevin.
Kevin - Really? I'm not sure -
Erwin - you have the film ruined my career...and you've used extreme punctuation. You were going to show it?
Kevin - I I I -
Cordelia - Do I just press play?
Bernard - yes...Cordelia...yes you do..
Well to be honest guys it's more like my shitty judgement has come back to bite me on the ass. Like for example, I had a deal lined up for an amazing Frank Stallone jungle pic but I kinda upset Frank, and he walked.
Kevin- What can you possibly say to make Frank Stallone turn down work?
Erwin- Well, aha, ah it's gonna sound ridicoulous now, but the guy went all "Cape Fear" on me at the time. So, we were doing the barbecue thing, some producers were there, martinis yada yada yada, and so we're getting blasted and talking about how none of us look the way we did when we were 22, you know, and I just turned to Frank and said: while you mention it, your brother, Sly is looking a bit strange these days, y'er know, like a tomato with a wig on!
beat
He didn't take too kindly, and there was some actual violence. You'd think a family that produced Stop or my Mom will shoot could take a joke. It's all in the past now, oi
Bernard- But come on Erwin, surely you have other projects ready, and finance in place?
Erwin- This is what I'm trying to tell you! I've upset too many action heroes! My financiers got busted for tax evasion! Just when my credibility was at rock bottom I was hitting the bottle and ideas came in to my head and I gave in to one of them-
Bernarde- Not Scientology, Erwin, no
E- Noooo, you schmuck, this is far worse!
K-You with friends and fans here you can tell us.
E - the final nail in the coffin was the Chuck Norris picture. but I don't want to talk about it.
Kevin - I respect that. What happened.
E - It's just too painful. Too embarassing. I shouldn't have listened. I was compromised. I'm not sure it ever got released.
Cordelia from the back - might it be this tape? Chuck Norris movie. Kevin?
Erwin - oh my god.
Cordelia - Chuck Norris Movie. The best clip ever. Exclamation mark Exclamation mark. Exclamation mark. In your handwriting Kevin.
Kevin - Really? I'm not sure -
Erwin - you have the film ruined my career...and you've used extreme punctuation. You were going to show it?
Kevin - I I I -
Cordelia - Do I just press play?
Bernard - yes...Cordelia...yes you do..
posted by Unknown at 12:06 AM
1 Comments:
Not convinced with the sly stuff - being a bit like a tomato ain't that bigger deal...
better to focus on the scientology ...
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