quick idea sketch out

we have all that good stuff about Bernard getting riled, then
we show Terminator Woman and he gets despondent for the climax to Act one


Bernard- Right that's it, this is totally ridiculous, there is absolutely zero merit in these films, there is more cultural content in my sock drawer. I think we'll have to wrap up the interview here and now. Ladies and Gents-

Erwin- Hey don't knickers in a twist little man.

Kevin- That's right, I'm stepping in here Barnard-

B- I won't let you destroy East Dulwich Film Club with this imbecility!

K- Sit down Bernarde! Take your medication. Just wait for the second half, wait to you all see what we have lined up, we have clips that will just blow everyones minds, AND we have a special guest who will take the whole evening to the next level!

B- Oh no its not Dolph Lungren is it?

Erwin- Hey, nobody fucks with Dolph Lungren!!! I mean we're not speaking right now but the man is like a Greek God, Oddesius or som'thing like that.

B- oh god oh god oh god please make it stop, they come here, they all come here, how do they find me?

Kevin- Ladies and Gents we WILL be back after a break of 15 minutes and after Bernard has been given a calming drink. Thanks very much.

Erwin- Where's the bar?

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