I like the way this is going - building on the pressure for bernard - having him crack - I'm actually wondering if this climax is a better end of act one?
Bernard - Bolo, welcome. take a seat, the more the merrier, thanks so much for the demonstration – perhaps next time you’d like to actually MAIM someone perhaps rip out their beating heart from their chests, AND Erwin as we have checked the gratutious violence box, maybe you’d like to have sex, Cordelia let’s see your breasts. Why not! We seem to be strangers to decency..
Kevin – chastising Bernard
Bernard You’re right kevin. I know relax, rock and fucking roll, On with the show. Ladies and Gentlemen despite admitting an homicidal maniac to the stage we are on track to take questions from the floor in few minutes. Sorry about everything, and once again, I'd like to apoligize to anyone who was expecting a Lars Von Trier discussion-
E- Don't apologise man, I think we're all having a good time!
C- Well, quite, Let's hope so. Now Erwin, Kevin has given me some of the reviews your films have garnered with me. Ahem "A tawdry pornographer with the style of Liberace at a car boot sale," ? "We've seen styro-foam cups with more charisma thank Frank Zagarino, he performs like he has been stunned by falling masonry." Harsh words – how do you respond?
E- Pah. I laugh. Let me tell you. These reviewers, they're jerking off in the dark, is all, Project Cybermen III with Frank collected $870,000 on the first weekend in Hong Kong. Period.
B- Right, be that as it may, in general, you don’t get recognised for the
depth your work. Is this a source of regret for you?
E- Not really. Listen I was into ‘depth’ when I was young. I went to Book groups and method classes, tried hard, took it so seriously my butt hurt. Howl like a wolf, be a piece of fruit......now howl like a grape and peel like a bitch. Deep? How deep is the fucking wound, that's all my audience want to know! I always give the same advice. If in doubt: Cut to a Vietnam flashback and have him being tortured. In Black and White.
B- Always? What if that doesn't apply? Say if the film is set in the future?
E- They killed his brother
B- An only child
E- They Killed his partner.
Kevin - In Beyond Forgiveness, they killed his brother, his partner AND he was a vietnam vet, it was a tour de force Erwin
B- [mouth agape momentarily speechless]
E- That kid really knows my stuff
B- [sotto]That's enough Kevin, this is not bloody game show. So, Any questions from the floor.
Ricardo- Me Me Me Me pick Me Me Me! Erwin Baby you wanna see me dance !?? Boom - chicka - boom - chicka - aye aye aye!!
Bernard - Aaaaarghhhhh!
END OF ACT ONE
Bernard - Bolo, welcome. take a seat, the more the merrier, thanks so much for the demonstration – perhaps next time you’d like to actually MAIM someone perhaps rip out their beating heart from their chests, AND Erwin as we have checked the gratutious violence box, maybe you’d like to have sex, Cordelia let’s see your breasts. Why not! We seem to be strangers to decency..
Kevin – chastising Bernard
Bernard You’re right kevin. I know relax, rock and fucking roll, On with the show. Ladies and Gentlemen despite admitting an homicidal maniac to the stage we are on track to take questions from the floor in few minutes. Sorry about everything, and once again, I'd like to apoligize to anyone who was expecting a Lars Von Trier discussion-
E- Don't apologise man, I think we're all having a good time!
C- Well, quite, Let's hope so. Now Erwin, Kevin has given me some of the reviews your films have garnered with me. Ahem "A tawdry pornographer with the style of Liberace at a car boot sale," ? "We've seen styro-foam cups with more charisma thank Frank Zagarino, he performs like he has been stunned by falling masonry." Harsh words – how do you respond?
E- Pah. I laugh. Let me tell you. These reviewers, they're jerking off in the dark, is all, Project Cybermen III with Frank collected $870,000 on the first weekend in Hong Kong. Period.
B- Right, be that as it may, in general, you don’t get recognised for the
depth your work. Is this a source of regret for you?
E- Not really. Listen I was into ‘depth’ when I was young. I went to Book groups and method classes, tried hard, took it so seriously my butt hurt. Howl like a wolf, be a piece of fruit......now howl like a grape and peel like a bitch. Deep? How deep is the fucking wound, that's all my audience want to know! I always give the same advice. If in doubt: Cut to a Vietnam flashback and have him being tortured. In Black and White.
B- Always? What if that doesn't apply? Say if the film is set in the future?
E- They killed his brother
B- An only child
E- They Killed his partner.
Kevin - In Beyond Forgiveness, they killed his brother, his partner AND he was a vietnam vet, it was a tour de force Erwin
B- [mouth agape momentarily speechless]
E- That kid really knows my stuff
B- [sotto]That's enough Kevin, this is not bloody game show. So, Any questions from the floor.
Ricardo- Me Me Me Me pick Me Me Me! Erwin Baby you wanna see me dance !?? Boom - chicka - boom - chicka - aye aye aye!!
Bernard - Aaaaarghhhhh!
END OF ACT ONE
posted by Mike at 6:26 AM
2 Comments:
Fucking ace!!!
but what about Terminator Woman*?
*I said that during Howard's End if I recall.
I know...life is full of quandries...
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