CORDELIA's EXIT AND DAISY'S ENTRANCE

Cordelia- Erwin, I’m so sorry. I was nervous. Give me another chance.

Long beat

Bernard - Thank you Cordelia. Right. Erwin I think we’ll push on now. Cordelia looks awkward Cordelia. I think Kevin might need some help with his – erm – things.

Cordelia - it’s just..

Bernard – Like a teacher Cordelia

Cordelia – but

Bernard. Help. Kevin. Please.

Cordelia stifling back a tear ok.

Cordelia runs to the back of the stage

Bernaard – So Erwin

Erwin – Bernard – Stage whisper are you banging her? I bet you are you old dog you.

Bernaard – No Who do you –

Erwin interrupting But she’s an actress Bernard…get with the programme. Hang on. out to the auditorium Daisy? Excuse me Bernard. Daisy. Daisy you out there honey?

Daisy – whiny voice from the audience …Sure I'm here Erwin baby..

Erwin - Daisy – you’re an actress. Should Bernard bang cordy pants?

Bernard – oh my god..

Daisy – you’re a cute guy Bernard. shifting in cordelia's direction Cor-deee-lieee-aa my poppet - Hi sugar - you could do worse darlin' no offence but you know you could liven the look up a little - black - yawwwn..

Erwin – come up here Daisy - is that alright Bernard. Rest easy – we’re only having a laugh beat But you should think about it.