K - he's the fucking best bernard...trust me..ladies and gentlemen please welcome...(smoke machine, lazers, music, film clip, molntage..)Erwin J Bruckenheimer!
A Blinkin Erwin Enters. Followed by a pause that drags a little too lengthily for comfort
E - Erm Hi
K Erwin! Losing himself and giving Erwin a big bear hug.
B - Mr Bruckenheimer Remembering himself and formally shaking hands I'm delighted you're here. Anything you might have heard. Well. Erm. It's just I wasn't aware of the change of schedule. But it's fine. Really. Kevin tells me you're a film maker of some regard.
E - I do ok. sure.
B - My names is Bernaaard. And this is my little home of cinematic celebrium if you will.
E - If i will?
B - if you will yes. My little centre of Filmic philisophising.
E - philospohising?
B - Light and shadow, flickering consciousness, directed dreams, photographic fulfilment are all open for intelligent and dare I say intellectual devouring through yours truly.
E - can I guy get a beer?
B - beer? here? Oh yes. Kevin perhaps you could A hovering Kevin interrupts by loudly opening a can of beer and handing it to erwin..stealing bernaards thunder somewhat..
E - Can I smoke? again kevin offers a cigarette which he theatrically lights.
B - As I was saying..we are here to look at cinema through a lens..
E - you wanna talk about my movies. Kevin explained.
B - did he? Did you kevin? You'll be expecting some tricky questions about classic closed romanticism vs the new wave of iranian inspired quasi-documentary no doubt.
E - sorry i heven't understood a word yu've been saying sinve i got here bernaard. But you're a cute little english guy - you probably went to Eton - so go to town - just know that if you make me look a schmuck I'll break your balls.
B - ha ha - oh. right.
A Blinkin Erwin Enters. Followed by a pause that drags a little too lengthily for comfort
E - Erm Hi
K Erwin! Losing himself and giving Erwin a big bear hug.
B - Mr Bruckenheimer Remembering himself and formally shaking hands I'm delighted you're here. Anything you might have heard. Well. Erm. It's just I wasn't aware of the change of schedule. But it's fine. Really. Kevin tells me you're a film maker of some regard.
E - I do ok. sure.
B - My names is Bernaaard. And this is my little home of cinematic celebrium if you will.
E - If i will?
B - if you will yes. My little centre of Filmic philisophising.
E - philospohising?
B - Light and shadow, flickering consciousness, directed dreams, photographic fulfilment are all open for intelligent and dare I say intellectual devouring through yours truly.
E - can I guy get a beer?
B - beer? here? Oh yes. Kevin perhaps you could A hovering Kevin interrupts by loudly opening a can of beer and handing it to erwin..stealing bernaards thunder somewhat..
E - Can I smoke? again kevin offers a cigarette which he theatrically lights.
B - As I was saying..we are here to look at cinema through a lens..
E - you wanna talk about my movies. Kevin explained.
B - did he? Did you kevin? You'll be expecting some tricky questions about classic closed romanticism vs the new wave of iranian inspired quasi-documentary no doubt.
E - sorry i heven't understood a word yu've been saying sinve i got here bernaard. But you're a cute little english guy - you probably went to Eton - so go to town - just know that if you make me look a schmuck I'll break your balls.
B - ha ha - oh. right.
posted by Mike at 5:02 AM
2 Comments:
Hey. I like this, it works well as Erwin's intro. Like Erwin threatening him. cool.
My post above I was working on in France to put together some of our posts. If they can turn Chuck Norris into a bear we can mind- meld this motherfucker into theatrical viagra!
Should've said: i really like your scene, think you have bernarde down better than my version...
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