KS goes off

Second Act, Kevin has already introduced his Chinese fighter and hinted at his ambitions and after Bernard's rebuke to Erwin and

Frustrated at the direction of the interview he bursts on stage:

In magnificent Ninja regalia

Bernard- But Erwin, how can you ever hope to be taken seriously when you work with washed up has-beens like Steven Seagal?

Kevin- I'll stop you there! This has gone far enough Bernard-

Bernard- It's Bern-a-r-d-e and get off this stage, we are nearly ready to wrap up this interview

Erwin- What, how f---

Kevin- No Erwin that's fine, I'll handle this. Bolo, seize him!

[Bolo (the-Chinese-Fighter-actually-an-accounts-assistant from Bow) moves from behind Bernard and grabs his shoulders, holding him down]

Bernard- How dare y-

Kevin- SILENCE. I'm going to tell you about the real Steven Seagal!

You think you're clever Bernard. Well did you know that Steven Seagal's name is actually an anagram? And did you also know that anagrams can have mystical significance? Remember the mindblowing secrets from the Da Vinci Code [turns to audience] -an underated masterpiece-

Bernard- Ohmigod he's flipped, ladies and gentlemen: please leave the audatorium and alert the police!

Kevin- Quiet fool. [half crazed now] Now certain anagrams are also used by Jewish mystics--

Erwin- You're talking Kabbalah.

Kevin- Please Erwin, I'm explaining here! I'm saying once you change around the letters in peoples names, you arrive at hidden meanings, deep and meaningful meanings! Erwin, Everybody!, look at this name [points the remote control so the words flick up on a slide]

STEVEN SEAGAL

Now witness the rearrangement!!!![new words on screen]

AVENGES LEAST

Avenges! Least! Most of Seagal's films are about REVENGE you see,
don't you realise, even the Seagalmeister himself, with his CIA training doesn't fully grasp the deeper meaning, but when you mock him - a man who protects the ENVIRONMENT by the way -

[A picture flashes up on screen of Steven Seagal craddling a Panda]

You are mocking something larger than even movies!!

Erwin- Look, I think I'm going to have to get on a plane

Bernard- [Bolo holding his mouth] Mpphfff

Kevin- Erwin, I didn't bring Bolo here just because he looks cool. He's the main villain in my new script. It has a major explosion every 10 pages, and more importantly; it will bring you the respect Erwin J Breckenheuser deserves. I want you to prepare yourself for an action spectacular the likes of which Eastern Europe has never seen......I've been perfecting it for 3 years and it's for you Erwin, I give you [hands over a script]....

CITIZEN PAIN!

Erwin- Ok, you're clearly nuts but I'm a sucker for a great title.