let me look..takes script Massacre - Ricardo - My Middle name is Massacre!

R - sorry. My middle name is massacre..

Cordelia - I don't care who you say you are, I'm federal Agent Bamber Chaseworthy,and if you don't drop the suitcase in the next 15 seconds you'll be spending the rest of your life sucking porridge through a straw.

Daisy- AND "SCENE"! Honey, you delivered that like you were ordering Taco Bell. Lemeeshow you how a pro does it

Cordelia - you're not going to get your tits out are you.

Daisy - honey. you have so much to learn..

Cordelia. Leatn! don't talk to me about learning. I've read Proust, I've written my own parodies of Kafka. People still talk about my interpretation of Chekhov.

Daisy - Checkhov! What an asshole!! I mean yawn..

Cordelia - You've done Checkhov..?

Daisy - yes...who hasn't?...let's see if I remember any of it..?

(long beat in preperation)

What can we do? We must live out our lives. [A pause] Yes, we shall live, Uncle Vanya. We shall live all through the endless procession of days ahead of us, and through the long evenings. We shall bear patiently the burdens that fate imposes on us. We shall work without rest for others, both now and when we are old. And when our final hour comes, we shall meet it humbly, and there beyond the grave, we shall say that we have known suffering and tears, that our life was bitter. And God will pity us -

(beat)

I mean. Gawd. Such a downer.

Ricardo - (sobbing) Sooo Beautiful.

Kevin - daisy you're amazing..

Erwin - that's my girl.

Bernard - finally some culture

Bollo wipes his eyes

Cordelia - it was OK.

Daisy - ok?

Cordelia - ok. it was very good.

Daisy - I used to be like you Cordelia. A real actress. Off Broadway. - till I got the big stick out of my ass..

All laugh..

Cordelia - Right. Ricardo. Get your mascara out. Let's do that scene again from the top.

Cordelia takes off her glasses, lets down her hair and pulls her top down her shoulders to reveal a sizeable cleavage.