K - you'll see...now go...remember meal ticket..

retreats to his AV box

B - Right.Welcome to the second half folks. I'm so glad you came back. No really I am. In the interval I've been pondering: Is there any depth at all to Erwin J Bruckenheimer? Are his films just - well - his films or is there a more intelligent film maker at work beneath the surface. Way beneath. I intend to go subterranean and find out. And maybe discover - apparently - what he's doing next. So please welcome back Erwin,

others follow

B - oh and daisy...and cordelia...hello...oh ricardo the - erm - dancer..

Ricardo - hellloooo berrrrnaaard

B - Choosing to ignore this and let us not forget the man dressed as a ninja menacing me in the corner.

long beat

Ladies and gentlemen. We appear to have a panel!

Everybody applauds themselves

Where were we. Yes before the break we covered sex (nods at daisy) and violence (nods at Bolo) and the marvellous career of Erwin Breckenheimer trails off

Erwin- Cheers. raises glass, Daisy giggles

Bernard - So I think we're done. Thank you everybody.

Everybody - No..

Kevin- Bernard, you're such a one, with a wonderful sense of humour

Daisy- yeah, we should party!

Kevin- What you meant to say was: Erwin we salute you, and all us, Ricardo, Bolo, Cordelia, and our lovely audience, we want to know about where action movies are going next, and where your genius will take them?

Erwin- Thank you for being so kind, I'm more used to four letter appreciations. I gotta tell ya, really I go where the talent is. It's all down to actors for me. I tailor my stories around the actors I have available. So Daisy lends herself to a certain kind of film obviously. But right now, I'm aiming for more classier stuff.
I don't just want stories about lumberjacks and high explosives. I think the Leo Dicaprios girly-man thing is the way forward.

B- I think you're offending people but I'm not sure how

K- Yes, thank you Bernard, so what you're saying is dialogue and powerful scenes are the most important thing

E- Er, well, I

K- Because Erwin we have something to show you, Cordelia in position

Ricardo strides to the front

R- The Microfilm is here in my moco-adlile skin briefcase, in-fidel!

K- Ric, hang a sec

R- My middle name is Massacre!

K- HANG ON (sotto) Cordelia has to do her thing first