let me look..takes script Massacre - Ricardo - My Middle name is Massacre!

R - sorry. My middle name is Massacre..

Cordelia - I don't care who you say you are, I'm federal Agent Bamber Chaseworthy,and if you don't drop the suitcase in the next 15 seconds you'll be spending the rest of your life sucking porridge through a straw.

Daisy- AND "SCENE"! Honey, you delivered that like you were ordering Taco Bell. Lemeeshow you how a pro does it

Cordelia - you're not going to get your tits out are you?

Daisy - honey. you have so much to learn..

Cordelia. Learn! don't talk to me about learning. I studied the CLASSICS, at Oxford. My interpretation of Chekhov is still talked about today.

Daisy - Checkhov! What a mishigana douchebag!! I mean yawn..

Cordelia - You've done Checkhov..?

Daisy - yes...who hasn't?...let's see if I remember any of it..?

(long beat in preperation)

What can we do? We must live out our lives. [A pause] Yes, we shall live, Uncle Vanya. We shall live all through the endless procession of days ahead of us, and we shall bear patiently the burdens that fate imposes, We shall work without rest for others because we have known suffering and tears, that our life was bitter. And God will pity us -

(beat)

I mean. Gawd. Such a downer.

Erwin- Daise, that almost makes me weep like the ending of Terminator 2.


Ricardo - (sobbing) Sooo Beautiful.

Kevin - Daisy you're really something..

Bernard - finally some culture

Bollo wipes his eyes

Cordelia - it was OK.

Daisy - ok?

Cordelia - ok. it was very good.

Daisy - I used to be like you Cordelia. A real actress. Off Broadway. - till I got the big stick out of my ass..

All laugh..

Kevin - Brilliant, Erwin, we want to show you another scene, Daisy can be involved.

Bolo, bring the device
Ricardo, a little less mascara please, thanks