Kevin - For the ultimate action script, you need the ultimate action hero. That's my Bolo. What yesterday's heroes could only hint at, he can do with his bare hands. Watch this.

A clip of Bolo - complete with whip pans and dubbing and disconected shots of things breaking.

Erwin - You guys get better and better...

Bernard - dubbed kevin?

Kevin - he doesn't speak english..

Bernard - I heard -

Kevin - He doesn't speak english - but we have access to great voice over talent

Ricardo - he not that hard - he just keek and punch in eeez little pyjamas

Kevin - Not that hard? Ricardo! He does tai chi and shit..he can mess with your internal organs...spleens, livers, its not even funny

Cordelia - are you sure about this Kevin..?

Kevin - yes. he's incredible. Pass me that chair..Daisy, perhaps you'd like to hit Bolo in the face -

Daisy - no way.

Kevin - Bernard?

Bernard - You're not serious.

Kevin - Ricardo?

Ricardo - Eeek

Cordelia - oh give it here..

Bolo- Ok, stop, stop, enough. Don't hit me! I'm not a Ninja, I'm an accounts assistant, Kevin met in my evening class two weeks ago. Please don't hit me. I'm not a fighter.

Kevin - but

Bolo - I practice tai chi in the park, for relaxation.

Ricardo - Ooooh is cool for the celebriteez. Everyone does it. Madonna, Spicey Geri, the girl with the face like a plate...

Frustrated Kevin picks up a chair and smashes it over Bolo's head. It's balsa wood.

Kevin - there..he's gonna be a big bright shining star!

Erwin - Jesus Man.

Bolo- Ohmigod.

Kevin- You are the new Van Damme. You just need to believe.