....some time later


Kevin- confidently When Bolo goes out on the town, people know if they mess with him, he can pull their heart clean through their ribcage. With that in mind, Bolo will demonstrate what he can uniquely add to our action picture.

Bolo, destroy that chair with your iron fist.

Uncomfortable pause.

Ok, English is not his strong suit but he IS ready believe me. Daisy, hit Bolo in the face with that chair.

Daisy - no way.

Kevin - Bernard?

Bernard - You're not serious.

Kevin - Ricardo?

Ricardo - Eeek

Cordelia - oh give it here..

Bolo- Ok, stop, stop, enough. Don't hit me! I'm not a Ninja, I'm an accounts assistant. I go to evening classes. I drive a 2cv. Please don't hit me. I don;t know any martial arts.

Kevin - but

Bolo - yoga is NOT a martial art kevin.

Ricardo - yoga is cool kevin. Everyone does it. Madonna, Spicey Geri, the girl with the face like a plate...

Frustrated Kevin picks up a chair and smashes it over Bollo's head. It's balsa wood.

Kevin - there..he's a fucking ninja ok?

Erwin - Jesus dude. Relax.