Cordelia - Va Va Voom? If you want me to degrade myself as some adolescent sexual fantasy woman then just say so.

Kevin - Could you please? Just for me.

Bernard - Yes, lively panel involvement. Good.

Erwin - I like you guys, I don't know what's going to happen next

Bernard - quite so, talking of that, we want to know what you are doing next Erwin?

Kevin sotto Cordelia, costume change quickly

Kevin - Yes we do.

Erwin - It's a question I wrestle with. and I have two projects nearly at green light stage; more like flickering amber. One is a movie of conscience, you know I want to engage with the Africa situation like Dolph did in Minesweepers when he was you know....

Bernard- taking your calls. Kevin do we....

Kevin- yes we have the trailer.

Erwin- it doesn't reflect the sensitivity of the piece but if one member of your audience seeks out this movie then it'll be worth it-

Roll VT.



....some time later


Kevin- confidently When Bolo goes out on the town, people know if they mess with him, he can pull their heart clean through their ribcage. With that in mind, Bolo will demonstrate what he can uniquely add to our action picture.

Bolo, destroy that chair with your iron fist.

Uncomfortable pause.

Ok, English is not his strong suit but he IS ready believe me. Ricardo, hit Bolo in the face with that chair.


Bolo- Ok, stop, stop, enough. Don't hit me! I'm not a Ninja, I'm an accounts assistant from Reading. I can do some Yoga, or maybe you want me dance?

Ricardo- Ah yais,Yess we Do!!!! what style do you practice, do you DO Latin?