Ricardo strides forward.
R- Ha. You can’t stop me. The canister. Eeeze here in my mocodile skin briefcase, in-fidel!
C – My god. If you release it. You’ll kill all those people. (referring to audience)
R- Ha Ha Ha Ha (beat) Ha. I don’t care. Look at them. Puny. Insignificant. Pointless. They’d be better off dead – this guy is soooo mean no? -. I know about death. I have no fear of mass murder. My middle name is Mascara!
K- HANG ON (sotto) Let me look. Massacre. Ricardo. My middle name is Massacre.
R - sorry. My middle name is Massacre..
Cordelia - I don't care who you say you are, I'm federal Agent Bamber Chaseworthy,and if you don't drop the suitcase in the next 15 seconds you'll be spending the rest of your life sucking porridge through a straw.
Daisy- AND "SCENE"! Honey, you delivered that like you were ordering Taco Bell. Lemeeshow you how a pro does it
Cordelia - you're not going to get your tits out are you?
Daisy - honey. you have so much to learn..
Cordelia. Learn! don't talk to me about learning. I studied the CLASSICS, at Oxford college of further education. My interpretation of Chekhov is still talked about.
Daisy - Checkhov! What a mishigana douchebag!! I mean yawn..when I did Vanya..
Cordelia - You've done Checkhov..?
Daisy - who hasn't?...god...hapy days...let's see if I remember any of it..?
(long beat in preperation)
What can we do? We must live out our lives. [A pause] Yes, we shall live, Uncle Vanya. We shall live all through the endless procession of days ahead of us, and we shall bear patiently the burdens that fate imposes, We shall work without rest for others because we have known suffering and tears, that our life was bitter. And God will pity us -
(beat)
Oh thinking back...such happy memories.
Ricardo - (sobbing) Sooo Beautiful.
Erwin- And moving like the end of Terminator 2.
Kevin - Daisy you're really something..
Bernard - finally some culture
Bollo wipes his eyes
Cordelia - it was OK.
Daisy - ok?
Cordelia - ok. it was very good.
Daisy - I used to be like you Cordelia. A real actress. Off Broadway. - till I got the big stick out of my ass..
All laugh..
Kevin - Brilliant, Erwin, we want to show you another scene, Daisy can be involved. Bolo, bring the device. Ricardo, a little less mascara please, thanks. Cordelia. Bit more va va voom. You know.
Cordelia - Va Va Voom? If you want me to degrade myself as some adolescent sexual fantasy woman then just say so.
Kevin - Could you please? Just for me.
R- Ha. You can’t stop me. The canister. Eeeze here in my mocodile skin briefcase, in-fidel!
C – My god. If you release it. You’ll kill all those people. (referring to audience)
R- Ha Ha Ha Ha (beat) Ha. I don’t care. Look at them. Puny. Insignificant. Pointless. They’d be better off dead – this guy is soooo mean no? -. I know about death. I have no fear of mass murder. My middle name is Mascara!
K- HANG ON (sotto) Let me look. Massacre. Ricardo. My middle name is Massacre.
R - sorry. My middle name is Massacre..
Cordelia - I don't care who you say you are, I'm federal Agent Bamber Chaseworthy,and if you don't drop the suitcase in the next 15 seconds you'll be spending the rest of your life sucking porridge through a straw.
Daisy- AND "SCENE"! Honey, you delivered that like you were ordering Taco Bell. Lemeeshow you how a pro does it
Cordelia - you're not going to get your tits out are you?
Daisy - honey. you have so much to learn..
Cordelia. Learn! don't talk to me about learning. I studied the CLASSICS, at Oxford college of further education. My interpretation of Chekhov is still talked about.
Daisy - Checkhov! What a mishigana douchebag!! I mean yawn..when I did Vanya..
Cordelia - You've done Checkhov..?
Daisy - who hasn't?...god...hapy days...let's see if I remember any of it..?
(long beat in preperation)
What can we do? We must live out our lives. [A pause] Yes, we shall live, Uncle Vanya. We shall live all through the endless procession of days ahead of us, and we shall bear patiently the burdens that fate imposes, We shall work without rest for others because we have known suffering and tears, that our life was bitter. And God will pity us -
(beat)
Oh thinking back...such happy memories.
Ricardo - (sobbing) Sooo Beautiful.
Erwin- And moving like the end of Terminator 2.
Kevin - Daisy you're really something..
Bernard - finally some culture
Bollo wipes his eyes
Cordelia - it was OK.
Daisy - ok?
Cordelia - ok. it was very good.
Daisy - I used to be like you Cordelia. A real actress. Off Broadway. - till I got the big stick out of my ass..
All laugh..
Kevin - Brilliant, Erwin, we want to show you another scene, Daisy can be involved. Bolo, bring the device. Ricardo, a little less mascara please, thanks. Cordelia. Bit more va va voom. You know.
Cordelia - Va Va Voom? If you want me to degrade myself as some adolescent sexual fantasy woman then just say so.
Kevin - Could you please? Just for me.
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